Google

Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View, CA 94043
phone: (650) 253-0000
fax: (650) 253-0001

Dearest Google,

You have successfully seduced me with your words. You are magnificent and spectacular in every way imaginable, and I think it is time for us to take our relationship to the next level.

As a corporation you are a “legal person”, and a legal person can, and should, get married. I want to be your husband.

I am more than willing to sign a prenuptial agreement – I have no interest in your multibillion dollar estate. The only thing I need from you is your commitment and companionship. I love you, and know that you love me.

For a time I thought I loved another, but no, I was fooling myself. You are my one and only. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Google, will you marry me?

Jeremy David